akak4:

grailskull1:

Lmao factual

Lmao me

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tattletales are lawful evil

Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.

mesopelagic:

dont touch me or youll disturb my protective mucous coating :•(

bisexualalicecullen:

hauntedharrow:

rosaliesgay:

gayvampiredad:

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

smeyer has a khaki fetish

hungwy:

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

ruby-white-rabbit:

ace-and-ranty:

insomniac-arrest:

internet rando: the new Spinnerella design will turn off the old audience by having an unfaithful design!

me: oh no… a show aimed at young girls will turn off adult men, fuck dude, guess that can’t be helped, looks like it won’t be mlp 2.0 smh

This is like seeing the My Hero Academia fan redesigns only its CANON. Fuck, this is so healing. I love this. My skin is cleansed and my crops are watered.

Purple, chubby, and not sexualized?

Hell yes a cosplay for me

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

hotmeat89:

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

canofstars:

tuesdaey:

I think that the points are as follows;

1. Live each day with courage

2. Take pride in your work

3. Always finish what you start

4. Do what has to be done

5. Be tough, but fair

6. When you make a promise, keep it

7. Ride for the brand

8. Talk less and say more

9. Remember that some things aren’t for sale

10. Know where to draw the line

winemom-culture:

belladonianoir: